The Ballad of the Teenage Driver

Oh, the teenage driver,

Is a creature quite strange,

They think they know it all,

But they don't know a thing.

They'll speed down the road,

With their friends in the back,

And they'll think they're invincible,

But they're just asking for a crash.

So if you're a teenager,

And you're about to drive,

Please listen to my words,

And don't be a fool.

Slow down,

And pay attention,

And don't text and drive,

Or you'll end up in a ditch.

And if you're a parent,

And you're about to give your teenager the keys,

Please please please,

Make sure they've learned their lesson.

Because the teenage driver,

Is a danger to themselves,

And to everyone else on the road.

So please,

For the love of all that is holy,

Teach your teenagers how to drive safely.

Or else,

We'll all be sorry.